I am pathetic. I have had a draft of this blog saved for weeks. Weeks I tell you, and never posted it cuz I wasn’t finished. Call it writers block. So, there was a previous post in cliff note form. Here’s a continuation of my stay on Vieques. Take this with that and you’ll get the grand ol’ picture…
This is ‘B’idney’s first adventure with Diana. Vieques is an island town surrounded by a magnificent coast (Caribbean on one side, Atlantic on the other) filled with colorful, mismatched homes populated by friendly residents. By colorful, I mean iron bars on all the windows, and friendly meaning people who will borrow your belonging permanently without asking for permission. If I must break it down, Vieques is an Inner City Tropical Paradise, filled with heat and humidity. Humidity that fills in the shadows, between walls, and the cracks of my body… it’s so not attractive to stick to myself. And this is the cool season they say.
But let me tell you, I had a blast on this inner city of tropical paradise. I explored beaches, snorkeled in the water, kayaked along the coast and laughed a thousand laughs with my friends.

I heart Todd and Joe and Tom. 
These boys made me smile on the inside and laugh on the outside. They are exactly what I needed to detoxify from my normal life, which somehow got really heavy on my back without my realizing it. They call me sweet nothings, speak positively and kindly and remind me of the simpler things in life. I enjoyed visiting Vieques, but I loved being with these three. These three are what made my trip memorable.
…And these two little boys, which started Operation Puppy Rescue. We found them in the middle of the road in the rain forest on our last day and eventually dropped them off at a municipal shelter in San Juan. Smuggling them onto the plane entered my mind, but quickly left as I envisioned myself in a dimly lit room behind rusty bars.

The other unforgettable animal and true diva of the household was, “Chicky”. Chicky who was just a biddy not too long ago, was found by Tom and Todd upon arriving at their pad. 
(picture courtesy of TnT)
This little chickadee became the most domesticated and SPOILED chicken to ever roam the streets of Puerto Rico. Not only did she drink hand poured coconut milk, but she drank from the same drinking cup as the boys. Ew. Ate human food and napped in the house usually on the boys if
not on the couch. And boy was she meticulous about cleaning herself. But Todd n Tom had to be even more meticulous about picking up chick poops to avoid staining our feet. When Todd would toss her outside into the burning (yard) depths of a real chicken world with dirt

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and bushes, she would look up in dismay as if she was too good to be amongst the other poultry. When Chicky was an egg sized biddy, she would chirp her little head off when Todd would put her in her cardboard cage at bedtime. Now she’s a teen biddy who puts herself to bed, but still cries her little head off in the process. She really is a unique one that I grew attached to. Guess you can’t blame a chick for acting all diva-ish when it was raised with a silver spoon to her mouth. In the picture above, she is eating egg yolk off a plate. Which is kind of ironic if you think about it.
Forward to the abode. A very cute abode, which looked questionable with bars on the outside but chic once inside.


So, the most magical thing I did on the island was kayaking in a bioluminescent bay one evening. Out of this world! I felt like I was living a scene in Avatar. To be in pitch darkness and see the water sparkling around me was unreal. And to illuminate to a fluorescent green when my hand touched the water was surreal. And to see shooting comets underwater, which were really just fish darting below clashing with the dino flagellates, was a sight to behold. WOW.
The cheapest household item I discovered here is the Vieques Alarm Cluck. Cheap being that it’s free and malfunctions.
Whoever started the rumor that roosters only crow in the early dawn were playing a joke, because not only did this rooster crow at dawn, but at midnight, around 4 AM, and at least one other time in between. And when he crowed, it set off a string of other roosters on the block that had to crow too. It became the unwanted midnight symphony. The thing that made me laugh was that this rooster sounded like a dying Ford Model-T whose engine would not turn over.
The award for best fresh produce goes to the ADVOCADO. Look at the size of this bad boy. And I have a big face too! Notice how beautiful it’s insides are. If you like guacamole like I do, the avocados here are a cook’s dream come true. Especially when most of the produce has to be shipped in and the ill looking tomatoes look like they’re on their death beds. Half the avocado made enough guacamole to feed 4 with leftovers. If I wasn’t so sticky from the humidity I would have rubbed the other half all over my face as a natural moisturizer. Haha.
The best imported precious cargo on the island goes to the four ginormous Doberman pinchers owned by Joe and Mark.
Uhm, hello? Sight to behold, right? Who would in their right mind would even think about breaking into this house with these three bitches on the property? Sadly, there are a few souls on the island NOT in their right mind who were lucky to survive with limbs still attached.
The sweetest thing on the island was Joe n Mark. They threw Tom n Todd (ahem, and me too) a farewell party, after only knowing the boys for a couple months. Aside from Joe n Mark being sweethearts, they are angels with hearts of gold. Joe will go to the ends of the earth to help just about anyone out. Hence I have nicknamed him ‘Jo-erella’. Mark, came all the way over to where I was staying to give me an anti-bacterial drug in hopes that I would feel better, only to find out that I am already taking it for my transplant. I am a better person for knowing these men. Tom n Todd included.
The peskiest critter was the mosquito. These mini fighter jets have perfected hunting their target since prehistoric times and have eating their prey down to a science. They weren’t noisy like the ones in the States, and they were hard to catch, because if they did some fancy aerial maneuver, they would all of the sudden turn invisible. And boy did they love a little Asian flavor. I was eaten alive. Three days into the trip, I started feeling ill. I slept a ton, was fatigued, chilled, had headaches, and had the Hershey squirts coming out the rear and pretty much wanted to die. Similar symptoms one has when suffering a kidney rejection. The last few days there, I was really getting worried, which says a lot. One day after I told Mark how I was feeling, he explained to me that the mosquitoes there carry a virus called, Dengue fever…Dengue infection is a leading cause of illness and death in the tropics and subtropics and is endemic in Puerto Rico. And the reports this year according to Joe have been an alarming high. Yippee! Crazy as it sounds, I was actually relieved to hear this could be the cause of my not feeling well and not ‘B’idney suffering from my smart decision to travel so soon after surgery. The symptoms for dengue are reported to last up to 7 days. I didn’t know the intensity or all the details of this virus until I was en route home. Mark had spared me the horrific details. Sure enough on the 8 day, I noticed my body coming back to life. I know for sure someone up above was looking out for me as usual.
Needless to say, the trip was still a blast. The only difference being I would have done more and probably over did it if I hadn’t gotten sick. But everyone was safe and well and happy.
As I took off on my Delta flight, I looked down onto San Juan and thought to myself, I am not done exploring this place. There are still places I want to see. There will always be another day, another adventure for ‘B’idney n Diana, but for now, thank goodness I am going back to my home sweet home.
