Secret dialog between B-idney and Diana

(B-idney = Brian's kidney)

B-idney: Hey, so I know I am worrying you and need to pick it up. But this is all new to me. I mean, I'm used to being around simple male parts and thinking male. Now, I'm smooshed between all this female stuff and frankly it's all a bit confusing. I used to pee every 30 min and think, well, uh you know, guy stuff every 45 min or so. That was pretty much the extent of it. Now I'm being told to do 4 different things at the same time. Pee, breathe, walk, process drugs and keep Diana healthy. Correction, 5 things. Do you know how difficult this is?! and the drugs man, what happened to 'Just Say No?' I know you need them to keep me around, but this shite ain't easy to process you know?

Diana: I love you, B-idney.

B-idney: (silence)...Girl talk. Weird.

Diana: It's hard, I know. You're doing a good job...but if you don't pick it up and stop worrying me...

B-idney: What?

Diana: I might have to swap you for Brian's other...

B-idney: (gasp) Cheater!

Diana: Ha. Me 'girl talk'? I love u, B-idney. We are going to get along just fine. And you will get to see parts of the world you've never seen before.

B-idney: I love you, Diana

Diana: I know